A marriage of three Scotch Whisky casks, this kinky threesome is a perfect blend. Two of the barrels, to use a technical term, are the absolute tits. Properly aged, year wise we’re talking too old for Leonardo di Caprio. They come from a now demolished distillery in Glasgow. To balance this age with youth, the other is from a distillery in the Scottish Highlands which as far as we are aware is still standing.

The result is a whisky with more floral elegance than the winner of the Chelsea Flower Show and a finish that is as silky and smooth as a Michael Bublé vocal. Bringing grain whisky it’s sexy back, this blend has the richness of crumbling pastry with notes of buttercream and vanilla pods. It’s like liquid shortbread. All finished with floral orchard honey and zesty citrus to give you a little slap round the face.

Best enjoyed neat or add a dash of water, administered via pipette, if you’re a full-blown whisky bore. If you really have to you can even chuck in an ice cube. No judgement here.